SEATTLE'S NEXT BIG THING

Hey gang!

I've got a hot scoop on Seattle's music scene straight from the bowels of craigslist. Someone is trying to assemble the next big boyband (maybe just a couple years too late) I-FIVE. For seriously. Please alert all your frosted hair having karaoke buddies.

Auditioning Singers for New Seattle Boy Band "I-Five"

"Everyone has heard of Otown, Backstreet Boys, All For One, Boyz To Men... Now we are looking to put together a hot new all boy band right here in Seattle! Owners of new record label (Fleming Music)are looking for five, handsome, soulful, singers to help bring this new boy band to life! We are seeking those singers that have a "Justin Timberlake" type sound as most of the groups music will be primarily love ballads. Artist must be between the ages of 18-25 and have the dedication to go all the way to the top! We will book all gigs, take care of all studio cost, cover all radio and television press ,etc..."