SU IS NOT SHORT FOR WSU

Universal sent us Asher Roth's single, "I Love College," this week. No! No, no, no, no. I would rather break that CD into tiny, gut piercing shards and eat it than put it into rotation. But nobody's holding a gun to my head, so I don't think it will come down to that. I would send it to WSU if I wasn't so sure that they erected a golden idol of Asher Roth to worship in their wheat fields.

I thought this video was like, viral marketing for Not Another Teen College Movie III.

Fun fact: You'll note that he originally sampled Weezer, which everybody thought was so fun but when it got to the radio, the Weezer sample is gone. And also, he uses the phrase "awfully crazy." Rock on, bros!